(One of my longer, less weird stories. You may find my other stuff at: http://lonelyscoots.tumblr.com/ )
Nurse Redheart was in the kitchen, just making some sandwiches and getting a glass of milk. Lyra calls from the other room for Redheart to make her one as well. Redheart would look to the table, noting that she'd already put everything back, but just imagining Lyra's face she spoke up "Eh… Yeah, of course." she called and started getting everything out again and making Lyra one as well. Butter, cheese and cucumber. Redheart really didn't want to forget Lyra's cucumbers. She'd done that once more and… there had been consequences. Recalling that time she got a pink tone to her face as she looked down at the cucumber before putting it back in the fridge and pouring up another glass of milk"What's taking so long?" Lyra asked loudly, right behind Redheart who in her shock dropped the glass, shards and milk spreading across the floor. With a terrified look she looked to Lyra and Lyra… just grinned.
Redheart's face was crimson red and she stared for several moments, Lyra still just grinning firmly, before she looked down at her feet. "I-I'm so sorry, Ms Heartstrings!"