I live in the UK where we’ve just had our second lockdown (if you can even really call it that!). I live alone so the first lockdown was pretty lonely, and I couldn’t stand the thought of going this one alone again. I haven’t been on Tinder in a while so I redownloaded the app but as I was signing up I had a change of heart and selected ‘women only’. It’d been years since I last fucked a woman and I’d almost forgotten what it was like.
After a few days of swiping, I matched with a woman called Fliss. Fliss was 26, around 5’4 and had short brown hair, an arse that would make grown men cry and tits that you could use as a pillow. She was pretty. For reference, I’m 25, around 5’3 with mid length blonde hair. I don’t consider myself to be particularly beautiful but according to most men I’ve got a cracking pair of tits (36E) and lovely blue eyes. Can’t forget the eyes…