**Chapter 1**
Bristol, UK.
It was about 10:30 at night when Lola and I pulled up to the house where the party was at. We were already a little wavy after some drinks and a spliff at our place. Lola knew some of the people living in the house, but I didn’t know anyone, and no one knew we were dating. There was supposed to be upwards of 50 people showing up tonight and the theme was ‘funny money’.
If you don’t already know, the idea of a ‘funny money’ party is that you pay $5 to get in, and receive back $50 in fake monopoly money. At about midnight, whoever has the most money gets the big prize. Prizes are usually something like a handle of liquor, or sometimes just real money. The question you should be asking is: how do you earn money? Answer: Any. Way. You. Can. I have seen people switch clothing for funny money, take shots, fuck, once I saw someone eat 3 whole cloves of garlic. It can get pretty hectic, but what happened at this party absolutely takes the cake.