[M]y Tinder date

First of all, I’d like to apologize for the wording and possible typos, as English is not my first language.

It happened a couple of years ago. I was in a relationship, but the story was obviously coming to an end. My gf went on her vacation abroad, and this pause has strengthened in my thought the necessity to break up once she’s back. So, I decided to make an account on Tinder. However, officially we still were together and I didn’t want her girl friends, who most definitely are on Tinder, to see me there. For this reason I’ve made an empty account with the following text on the main pic: “Offering a good dick and tasty food. Photos on request. 100% adequate, no unsolicited dick pics” and started swiping girls. This story is about my match that I’ll call N. She was a petite brunette in her early twenties. N was slim but curvy (if that makes sense) for her body type, with round ass and, I guess, C- or D-sized tits that looked especially big on her tiny frame. Her face looked cute and innocent.