[MFF] Comparing my wife and her friends’ pussies

Mild NSFW. No touching was allowed.

Women talk about weird shit when they are together and drinking.

I got home the other day and the wife and two friends were chatting in the front room. I politely said hello and went to go off to another room to leave them alone but got called to come in by Jackie (friend 1) to answer a question.

I stood in the doorway and the three of them were giggling.

“Jane says you prefer her pussy after she had her kids, is that right?” Jackie asked.

I have no idea what the conversation was and looked to my wife for some kind of hint what my answer was supposed to be. She gave no help what so ever and replied that I have always loved her pussy. *I’ve been married long enough to see a trap coming.*

Jackie saw through my political answer and pushed further.

“Since she had kids she has more pronounced labia and you like that better?”

[MFF] Getting wanked off by lesbian sisters partner in front of sister

This is the only incest story I can write which doesn’t break the rules of Reddit.

My sister (Vicky) had been married to a guy for a few years and had a couple of kids. He left after the marriage failed. The eldest child soon after started school and my sister coincidently met an old female friend (Sally) at the school gates and quickly their relationship blossomed and they soon lived together.

I later found out that the pair of them had experimented when they were young and finding each other again was perfect. They were both in love and the blended family worked out great.

I get on well with my sister and I am often at their house to help out with bits and pieces. On this occasion I was sorting out a leak under the sink. (I know it sounds like the intro to a porn film but it isn’t, honest)

It ended up getting late so they phoned a pizza and I stayed for dinner. Wine was soon being poured and the three of us got quite tipsy. I was asking Sally about the Dad of her child. She explained the Dad was a friend of a friend and the baby was the result of a turkey baster. She had never been interested in guys and at the time certainly didn’t want a natural insemination.

[MF] Receiving end of pizza dare.

I came across a genre on Pornhub the other day (other porn sites are available) of pizza dares. They ranged from the ‘accidental’ towel drop to blatantly opening the door naked and giving hand or blow jobs. I assume some or most are fake but it reminded me of a time when I was a service engineer.

I arrived at as house and the woman opened the door in only a towel. Her hair was wet so I assumed it was genuine and she led me to the kitchen. She explained the problem and said she had to go dry her hair and left me alone. I started work and I could hear the hair drying going. By the time she returned I was on the kitchen floor behind the washing machine which I had pulled out into the middle of the room.

I assumed that having dried her hair she would be dressed. She started chatting as she entered the room and I looked up to see her still in just her towel, and from my angle it wasn’t long enough to keep her modesty. The way it was wrapped over her chest raised the middle of the hem in an arch over her closely trimmed pussy.

[M] My first experience with a prostitute

I was on a business trip to South Korea a few years ago and at the end of the job there was the customary meal with the customer. After that they insist on a second place for more drinking and then on to a karaoke bar. There was about 10 of them, me and our agent. I was led into a private room where we all sat around in a horseshoe shape facing a huge tv screen and a large table in the centre of the seating.

Vast amounts of food was brought in and laid on the table by some very attractive girls who having completed their waiting duties lines up in a line. I was then instructed to pick one. Not sure what I was picking for I simply opted for one with a very short skirt and a blouse tied up above her bare midriff which I find quite sexy.

[M] Follow up to exposing myself to my SIL

So this is a follow up to my previous naked encounter with my sister in law. If you are expecting me to get it on and describe robes of cum across her huge tits you will be disappointed and may not want to rad on. If, like me you are an exhibitionist and get titillated by indecent exposure, read on.

It was the morning after she had seen me naked. My wife had made it to bed and was snoring away beside me. The room was spinning a bit and my mouth felt like a bear had shat in it. We must have drunk more than I thought. I slid out of bed and took my morning glory to the bathroom to take an urgent pee. I grabbed a towel and wrapped it around me and went to make a cup of tea. The door to my SIL was still closed. It was a sunny and warm morning so I took my tea out to the garden.

[M] Naked in front of my SIL for the first time

The wife’s sister popped over one day in the summer a few years ago and ended up staying for dinner and then some drinks after. By the time we had polished off all the drink in the house, my wife was passed out on the sofa and her sister was well over the limit to drive home.

Her kids were staying with their dad for the weekend and all my kids were out for the night somewhere or another so I said she could stay in my daughters room. I went up and checked there were covers on the bed a dug out a clean towel in case she wanted a shower in the morning. As I left the room she was at the top of the stairs and we bid each other a good night. She went in and closed the door.

I went to my room and undressed for bed. I sleep naked and after dumping my clothes in the laundry basket walked around the bed to get in on my side. At this point SIL come out of her room and got a full view of my middle-aged manhood.