It was seven of us, four guys and three girls, hanging out one Friday night in the dorm, smoking week and talking. The talk turned to sex, blowjobs specifically. One of the guys was saying he couldn’t imagine anything more amazing than a double-blowjob. The other guys agreed.
I looked at my girlfriends and they looked at me. We had talked about this before, so I knew what they were thinking.
“What about a triple-blowjob?” I asked innocently.
They got excited.
“Oh god, yes.”
“Holy shit, that would be unreal!”
“Definitely porn-level, though. I bet it never really happens.”
The other girls and I exchanged looks again. They each gave me a little nod. It was time.
“We’ll give somebody one.”
They stared at me, speechless.
Finally, Steve said, “really?”
“Really. But only one of you. And you have to roll for it.”
I don’t think they really believed me, but they were excited anyway. Brandon (it was his room) started rummaging through his RPGs and produced a 20-sided die.
“Let’s do this” I said.
Steve rolled first. A 12. He looked anxious.