No, really, she actually said that. Let me explain… (also I like writing and this is kinda long, skip ahead to where the sexy stuff starts if you’re so inclined)
I have a friend, Annie. She’s amazing. We’re very close friends. I’ve been to her house for Thanksgiving a few times, helped film her sister’s wedding, etc. But there’s no romance there. However, she does make an excellent wingwoman and an even better drinking buddy. This week, she had a friend visiting DC from Switzerland, and the friend ‘wanted to make out with an American man’ for the first time. Mara had been to the States before, but always while in a relationship, so never had the opportunity. Annie enlisted me, not necessarily to be that American man, but to at least join them on a bar crawl and have a blast. And so we did.