linglingthepanda, Author at NSFW story

[MFM]Life Lessons [Long]

A thing I have noticed on this board recently is that people are pretty much only talking about victories and successes. They are always about the hottest things that happen and never the fairly normal stuff that happens to. Maybe there’s a reason for it, but personally I miss the stories that were sweet, funny, or sometimes just outright embarrassing.

So for the sake of bringing some of those stories without pissing off too many of you, I’m going to warn you ahead of time: This story is about a crushing and embarrassing failure on my part that makes me laugh thinking about it now. Wasn’t so funny at the time. Unless I am told otherwise, future stories will not give this warning. They may be about success or failure… but considering my sex life they will probably still be hilariously awkward.

A long time ago I took a girl I was dating on summer vacation with me and some friends after we graduated high school. Near the end of the trip there were just three of us left in the cabin. Being a bunch of teenagers left alone in the woods obviously we got up to some stuff that will fit on this sub. Maybe I’ll go into those stories too later. Read more »

Double Feature Picture Show [MF] [Exhibition] [Rough] [Long]

“See it’s like he’s dead or something.” Jenny said, having pulled the sides of her backless dress forward, pushing the fabric between her now bare breasts. She gave her shoulders a shake to jiggle them a little. I certainly looked, it wasn’t an unpleasant sight, but she didn’t break my concentration like most of the other guys in the parking lot. I continued to mix her drink and hand it over.

Those who have been to Rocky Horror are aware the culture there is much more relaxed than most places. People dressed in skimpy lingerie, both men and women, business suits, and sometimes just night shirts all together tend to learn and be accepting of each other’s quirks.

I had mentioned before in stories here that for one reason or another I just don’t have the same drive as most people. I wouldn’t quite classify myself as asexual, as I still enjoy sex. It’s not a chore for me, but I just lack the same amount of interest in it as others except for certain… cases. Read more »

Toying Around [MF] (Long)

My jaw went slack and I shook my head for a moment. I was starting to wonder if maybe I had a stroke because Megan’s request was just not processing. I was a few years out of high school, but still ruled mostly by the misinformation and stereotypes we’re fed then that women are innocent, pure and chaste and only like to do things in bed because it makes boys happy, not because they are people too with their own agency just like me and some people like sex while others don’t.

“Dude… seriously don’t make me ask again it’s embarrassing. If you don’t want to do it just say you don’t want to do it. Don’t be a wuss and try to protect my feelings or something.” Megan grumbled, starting to walk away.

I grabbed her hand quickly and shook off the confusion as quickly as I could, seriously not wanting to let the chance get away. “Wait no no no!” I said quickly, trying not to be too loud or sound too desperate… and failing horribly at the second part. “I mean yes. I really do want to do that but are you sure it’s okay? I don’t want to get you into trouble or cause you guys to get into a fight or get angry or something.” Read more »