Somehow a Redditor gave me the best dick I’ve ever had [MF]

So this guy hit me up on here and I entertained it for a while, he was impossibly hot anyway. Tall, pretty and had a cock that was definitely photoshopped bc it was 8+ easily and thick as hell. Well I find out he lived less than two hours from me and we sent the occasional message for a couple months.

One night my gfs want to go out a little out of town and we wind up at a club in his city. Of course I’m not thinking about him or anything so I didn’t message him (should’ve) but didn’t cross my mind. We are at a club that night and this handsome tall man walks up to me and grabs me by the arm smiling. I was like “you look familiar..”

He smiled and whispered his username in my ear and I lost it. At that point he invited me back to his booth where we sat and chatted for a bit. He leaned back confidently at one point with his tight pants on and I could clearly see his bulge about to bust out of his pants.