*Gabe*
I’m not too sure if I should hate my life or love my life.
I’m pretty sure *any* guy who was living my life or knew about my life would quickly slap some sense into me as it should be televised….on Skinemax……as a drama series. A series that could easily last 5 solid seasons and I’m sure *anyone* would gladly pay to watch my life as it unfolds.
But the truth is my life is *exhausting*.
No really, I’m serious.
You try juggling two sex crazed nymphos along with the slew of girl’s literally throwing themselves at me. And that’s **before** all the shit I have had to go through.
And I swear I was never this interesting in high school…..nor cute as Kel and the other females have told me that I wasn’t cute back in high school. Sure lanky and awkward and almost a loner……with minimal girlfriend’s and long *dry* spells.
Yet now it felt like I couldn’t go outside without some female throwing their panties at me…..and trying to fuck me. I felt like I was some new whore-nip…..yes I’m referencing cat nip but for females.