You know that whole cliché of Catholic girls taking it in the ass till marriage? That’s me, except not actually because of religion in my case. Well, at least not directly.
Perhaps I should explain.
I’ve never had vaginal sex. I grew up with the unique Hispanic-Canadian brand of helicopter parents that refused to even utter the word “sex”, but also wanted their only daughter to somehow lock down a doctor from Toronto. When I finally got out of my hometown for uni (environmental science major), I discovered the World Wide Web of sex. I also discovered that I have a *really* high sex drive.
Being a shy shut-in with the newfound freedom to let my freak flag fly, I quickly learned of the Catholic poophole loophole, whereby dick in the ass before marriage is somehow invisible to Jesus. Seems kinda sketch, but, hey, the dick-in-ass part didn’t sound so bad. Actually, it sounded kinda hot.
And that’s how I found my fetish. I don’t even believe in the whole chastity till marriage (just don’t tell my parents that), but the thought of being one of those girls really got me going. Catholic? Check. Conservative parents? Check. Desire for dick in my ass? Double check.