My neighbor accidentally discovered that I am the kinkiest farmer you’ll ever meet [FM][self-bondage][female chastity][anal][romantic]

You know that whole cliché of Catholic girls taking it in the ass till marriage? That’s me, except not actually because of religion in my case. Well, at least not directly.

Perhaps I should explain.

I’ve never had vaginal sex. I grew up with the unique Hispanic-Canadian brand of helicopter parents that refused to even utter the word “sex”, but also wanted their only daughter to somehow lock down a doctor from Toronto. When I finally got out of my hometown for uni (environmental science major), I discovered the World Wide Web of sex. I also discovered that I have a *really* high sex drive.

Being a shy shut-in with the newfound freedom to let my freak flag fly, I quickly learned of the Catholic poophole loophole, whereby dick in the ass before marriage is somehow invisible to Jesus. Seems kinda sketch, but, hey, the dick-in-ass part didn’t sound so bad. Actually, it sounded kinda hot.

And that’s how I found my fetish. I don’t even believe in the whole chastity till marriage (just don’t tell my parents that), but the thought of being one of those girls really got me going. Catholic? Check. Conservative parents? Check. Desire for dick in my ass? Double check.

Used on a Sleeper Train [FM][nc][bondage][public][choking][creampie]

TW: rape

*What’s the worst that could happen?* I had thought when booking a bunk bed instead of a private room for the sleeper train. *A hundred dollars is a hundred dollars.*

I board my train in London and find my way to my bunk. It’s a cramped little bed, with a single privacy curtain. From the look and thickness of it, at least it’s a blackout curtain. Across the walking space, is another set of bunks, with some of their own occupants settling in. I might be a young woman travelling alone, but at least there was safety in numbers.

I quickly shelve that thought when my bunkmate approaches the top bunk above mine. A tall, broad-chested man, older than me and with salt-and-pepper hair, a sharp jawline, and coarse stubble. Dressed in a sharp blazer and dark jeans. As if that all weren’t enough, he has the gall to open his mouth and say, “Excuse me, miss, I believe I have the top bunk.”

In. A. Scottish. Accent.

The Reddit Poll that Changed My Life – Part 2 [MF][oral][anal][technically not incest]

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/saxsqp/the_reddit_poll_that_changed_my_life/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Part 2:

I can’t help but be both amused and turned on by seeing my little sister, Maya, walking out of the car, trying to prevent my cum from dripping down her legs.

Most of the rest of the evening is pretty uneventful, as we’re all too tired and it’s too dark to do much. After all of 5 minutes of unpacking the car and laying dibs on the various beds and rooms in the cabin, we sit around outside and unwind. There’s little more satisfying than the unhealthy delight of cheese-flavored chips and prepackaged chocolate cookies eaten under the Milky Way.

But it gets a little chilly up here in the mountains at night, even in the middle of the summer, so we all quickly retire to our rustic chambers. In our room of the cabin, Maya had called dibs on the top bunk, so I slide into my sleeping bag on the bottom bunk. Once the lights are off, I lay awake reflecting on everything that had happened today. It was all so surreal. I’d been living my life normally, then I answered that poll and that notebook dropped into my life, and now I was a certified sister-fucker*. And I wasn’t even ashamed in the slightest about it. And not just because of the asterisk.

Four-Day Fuckdoll [F][MF][nc][self-bondage][captive][forced orgasm]

Today—being the kinky, little five-foot slut that I am—I decided to indulge in a little self-bondage. And, by a little, I mean a lot. I slipped a vibrating, inflatable buttplug into my asshole and gave it as many pumps as my poor butt could handle, and then an extra for good measure. Then, I slid my favorite rabbit vibrator into my already-slick pussy. The vibrations alone sent me into intense waves of pleasure, but what was really making me wet as a puddle was knowing all that I still had left to go.

I shimmied into a skintight leather catsuit—with convenient zippers to expose both my boobs and from my clitoris to my asscrack—put earbuds into my ears (for my favorite naughty [r/gonewildaudio](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/) playlist), then stretched an unforgiving hood over my head. I was now blind and would have to secure the rest by feel.

I shoved a four-inch dildo gag down my throat and locked the latch behind my head. I cinched a corset tight around my torso and locked it, too. I wanted to be constricted and filled in every way I could imagine. I wanted no escape until the right time came.

While She Was in the Shower Part 3—Uncharted Territory [MF][cheat][risky][oral][anal]

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/b2hr3a/while_she_was_in_the_shower/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)

[Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/cqkyib/while_she_was_in_the_shower_part_2what_happened/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)

I might have been a cheating bastard, but I was a cheating bastard with a plan.

A few days prior, my girlfriend had unwittingly tasted her roommate’s leftovers off my cock, and two days later I had defiled her bed with my newfound mistress. By now, most would have called it quits, but the sexts kept coming. Not from Jade. From Vanessa.

We were working ourselves up to a horny tizzy; we were sending nudes left and right, and even masturbating over the phone. From two days of this, one thing was apparent: Vanessa was getting off to the risk. She loved being this minx who could snatch any man she wanted, even under her roommate’s, her friend’s nose. Especially under her nose.

It was only natural that I should up the ante.

That morning was a Saturday, and none of us had class, but Jade and Vanessa had made plans to have a girls’ day shopping that afternoon. But before that, Jade had plans at the gym. And I had a plan to enact.

While She Was in the Shower Part 3—Uncharted Territory [MF][cheat][risky][oral][anal]

I might have been a cheating bastard, but I was a cheating bastard with a plan.

A few days prior, my girlfriend had unwittingly tasted her roommate’s leftovers off my cock, and two days later I had defiled her bed with my newfound mistress. By now, most would have called it quits, but the sexts kept coming. Not from Jade. From Vanessa.

We were working ourselves up to a horny tizzy; we were sending nudes left and right, and even masturbating over the phone. From two days of this, one thing was apparent: Vanessa was getting off to the risk. She loved being this minx who could snatch any man she wanted, even under her roommate’s, her friend’s nose. Especially under her nose.

It was only natural that I should up the ante.

That morning was a Saturday, and none of us had class, but Jade and Vanessa had made plans to have a girls’ day shopping that afternoon. But before that, Jade had plans at the gym. And I had a plan to enact.

While She Was in the Shower Part 2–What Happened After [MF][cheat][public][swallow][creampie]

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/b2hr3a/while_she_was_in_the_shower/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)

As I drove my girlfriend to our anniversary date, the only thing on my mind was the cum currently running down her roommate’s legs. I didn’t know if I should feel guilty or turned on, or if I should just try to put it from my mind. I decided on the latter.

Jade and I were going to a movie, after all; those things are designed to grab your attention away from any and all life worries.

We pulled into the movie theater parking lot and found a spot right near the entrance. A non-existant line at the box office awaited us once we got out of the car.

“Made sure to bring me out on a quiet night, huh?” Jade said with what could only be described as a verbal wink.

A Tuesday. Of course it was going to be a quiet night.

I concealed my thoughts with a smile, and led Jade towards the box office with my hand around her back, her black heels clicking with every step.

While She Was in the Shower [MF][cheat][risky][oral][creampie]

When I met Jade in college, I never could’ve fathomed I’d be anything but the loving, loyal boyfriend. She’s smart, sweet, sassy, very adventurous, and just a little bit slutty. With her, I was left wanting for nothing. I scarcely noticed other women.

Until Jade took me back to her place for the first time.

Since this was my first relationship, and because I was a bit old school about love and sex, it took her almost two months of dating to finally get me back to her place. And when we got there, I saw a face I knew in an instant.

It was Vanessa, the girl I crushed on hard in high school. She was Jade’s roommate. And boy was she looking cute as ever in her modest own jeans-and-a-hoodie type of way.

Cute as she was, however, I was now a taken man. I had lofty boyfriendly standards to uphold, regardless of what that little twinge of worry inside of me might say. And besides, it had taken me two months to get this far with Jade; no way was I ever actually going to do something with Vanessa, especially since I had never had the balls to ask her out in high school.