Ugh..I just looked at my post title and want to slap myself for how uninteresting it is..lol, oh well, I’m not exactly trying to win a pulitzer prize here. So I’ve read enough of these by now that I think I have the hang of what you guys want.
My obligatory background details – I am a 34 yr old married mother of a young child. My husband and I have been together a bit over 10 years, married for 6. I do my best to keep my shit together, but I am by no means a model mom. If you are hoping to picture one of those cute yoga pant wearing soccer mom’s, sorry, I’m not your girl. Think more of a nerdy, Harry Potter reading, video game playing (when I’m not tied down with mom duties) sort of domesticated hippy chick who has a purple streak of hair. I’m not tall (5’4″), I’m not big/fat, but I’m not a hard bodied Venus either. My husband has often told me I have an amazing ass, but I’m fairly lacking in chest. Smaller-ish boobs that aren’t anything to brag to your friends about. Bottom line is, I think if you saw me in the store picking out vegetables, if you are a nerdy gamer guy that doesn’t get many chances with women I’d be the girl you met online gaming that you secretly had a little crush on but never had the guts to say anything to. However, if you were the good looking suburban dad who lives in a million dollar house, you wouldn’t really take note of me. I’m not brave enough to post a picture of myself on here just yet, so this will have to do.