[FF] My first time while my family is out of town

Ugh..I just looked at my post title and want to slap myself for how uninteresting it is..lol, oh well, I’m not exactly trying to win a pulitzer prize here. So I’ve read enough of these by now that I think I have the hang of what you guys want.

My obligatory background details – I am a 34 yr old married mother of a young child. My husband and I have been together a bit over 10 years, married for 6. I do my best to keep my shit together, but I am by no means a model mom. If you are hoping to picture one of those cute yoga pant wearing soccer mom’s, sorry, I’m not your girl. Think more of a nerdy, Harry Potter reading, video game playing (when I’m not tied down with mom duties) sort of domesticated hippy chick who has a purple streak of hair. I’m not tall (5’4″), I’m not big/fat, but I’m not a hard bodied Venus either. My husband has often told me I have an amazing ass, but I’m fairly lacking in chest. Smaller-ish boobs that aren’t anything to brag to your friends about. Bottom line is, I think if you saw me in the store picking out vegetables, if you are a nerdy gamer guy that doesn’t get many chances with women I’d be the girl you met online gaming that you secretly had a little crush on but never had the guts to say anything to. However, if you were the good looking suburban dad who lives in a million dollar house, you wouldn’t really take note of me. I’m not brave enough to post a picture of myself on here just yet, so this will have to do.