We hooked on tinder. We talked for a day, I think. She was about 27, gorgeus, big eyes, brown hair, clear skin, she had a hair salon and her own hair had some purple strands. We talked all day, ended up agreeing on having a beer and smoking a joint at my place. We meet outside my building, turns out she’s much taller and bigger than her photos showed. She was still adorable and beautiful though, very feminine clothes, soft pastel colors with a certain innocent air.
We were just talking. We drank and smoked for a half an hour, probably some early Alice in Chains or something like that was playing, I’m that kind of guy. At a certain moment I mentioned some blowjob reference in a random movie joke and her eyes lighted up for a second, I swear. And I knew what she came for and I knew she’d be mine.