New account for anonymity.
Backstory:
One of the guys I supervise at work is an absolute garbage human, and I am in the process of building a folder to ensure his time with us is short. Let’s call him Trump.
A while back I overheard him talking to a lady from another department (we’ll call her Jay), telling her he was single (recently divorced) and looking, so I decided to insert myself into the conversation to prevent her from making a mistake. As I approached I heard him say, “learninglife69 is single too, do you have more than one friend?” I groaned internally, but was glad to hear Jay say that there was only one friend and that she was very protective of her.
When they noticed me walk up, Trump said, “speaking of learninglife69, here he is.” We introduced ourselves and she proceeded to tell us about her friend. Turns out Trump was too short for the friend’s taste, and I was relieved to discover I wasn’t needed since Jay was married. I said the obligatory nice to meet you, then went back to the project I was working on.