Author’s Notes:
Hello, adventurers! I hope the moderators of this fine subreddit will humor me, in that this is an entire collection of posts that only eventually get erotic, but this starting page isn’t one of them. I threw the other pages onto a different subreddit just to avoid cluttering up r/eroticliterature with posts that are just decision points and such.
This is a short, vaguely coherent series of misadventures for you, the reader, to explore as a fresh-faced female adventurer, ready to tackle the world and make it a safer place.
Spoiler alert: you’re pretty unlikely to succeed.
While there’s *technically* one “good” ending, that’s not exactly the point of this, and there are eight endings in all including that one. Now, if you’re impatient, you don’t have to try to figure out what path leads to which. I’m not your boss, so you can just go to the subreddit where all the choice posts are and read out-of-order to your heart’s content.
Feel free to leave comments on any post that you like (or didn’t like), or just an upvote/downvote for how you feel about it. Just remember that this is all just a big personal project, so please be kind (unlike the characters in the story).