[M]aking love to myself

I’ve been happily married for 30+ years and there’s nothing I enjoy more than sexy time with my wife. But we do have a bit of a libido mismatch and so our solution is for me to go pleasure myself a few times per week in between the times we are with each other. And that’s a lot of fun, too.

Now, I am lucky enough to live not just in a weed-legal state, but also in a rural area where the nearest neighbor is a bit of a walk away. You’re not going to see me outside my house.

When it gets late enough in the afternoon and I’ve gotten stuff done for the day, I take 5 mg of an edible to get the THC train leaving the station, and get my boring everyday shit wrapped up. In a half hour or so, I’m starting to feel it kicking in just a little, and depending on how much of a mind-blowing experience I want, I might take a little bit of one of those older guy pills. Or not. Then I go outside and light the joint and take some nice long hits.