The “Cool” Mom

She was the mother of my high school girlfriend. Everything I needed to know about her was laid out for me in the first conversation I had with my girlfriend concerning her mom.

“Her tits are fake and she loves showing them off; you’ll probably get to see them sometime.” She told me as casual as any conversation.

Well, up to the point of the story, I had not had the opportunity to see her tits. Not nude, at least. But they were fake and they did fill up every pair of scrubs and every thin blouse she wore on the regular.

My girlfriend and I wanted to have a bit of a date night during winter break. Her dad worked in public safety and was gone at night, and her mom was scheduled to have a girls night out which she would end her night at her friends house. So, a full lake house to ourselves out in the woods with nothing in our 18 year old minds but cheap wine and sex.

Breaking the Unbreakable

I met this girl in college; we’ll call her, Anna. Now, the time and place is typical for most college stories of this kind. We first met in a drunken crowd after a night of drinking. Nothing more came off this night other than two quick and interested smiles exchanged.

Flash forward a few weeks and we have made it to the stage of Anna inviting me to her dorm room for a movie. Her dorm was one of the rare rooms that only housed her, no roommate. Of course this felt like a good omen for me, but I am not the pushy type. If it’s a movie the girl wants, it’s a movie the girl gets.

We pop a DVD into her MacBook and sit back to watch the movie. I can’t take my eyes off her, and I see her noticing me, smiling as she watches me out the corners of her small, inquisitive eyes. “What??” She asks playfully.

“Nothing other than I can’t keep my eyes off you.” I respond as surely as I feel.