My friends were in town visiting for the weekend. They’re newly married, and the three of us are close independently. I have great relationships with both Josh and Bree.
We were having cocktails late into the night and they were grilling me about my dating life. Josh made a few off hand remarks, knowing I tend to sleep around when I’m single.
He said “Bree he’s been with at least 20 women you know”
Bree says “I know most of that, but I want to know the whole picture. Just how many?”
I’m blushing, but we’re in a dark cocktail bar. I order another Manhattan. Josh steps say to the bathroom.
Bree leans in “how many?”
Me: “sex, or are we counting oral? Not making out and getting a little handsy?”
Bree “sex and mouth stuff”
“It’s probably around 100 then” which is true. I’m 41 now, since my teens I’ve had a steady flow of both relationships, and wild nights, and threesomes, and a marriage (now ex) which was open and very flexible. I’ve had a lot of sex. It’s slowed down as of late, but last year alone I probably had sex with 10 women. Tinder is fun.