Author: LanaMuffMuncher

[FM] Rejoining the Mile High Club With My CoWorker

There is a lot of backstory that the reader may want to hear at another time, but the synopsis of the events leading up to my third mile high club experience is as follows:

The first thing you should know about me is I am promiscuous af. Second, you should know that one of my biggest kinks is exhibitionism. As for the story, after a rough and recent breakup, a coworker (“Eric”)–he’s my superior, but not my boss–and I just started hooking up this week at a work trip after over a year of sexual tension. He’s kind of gorgeous, and knows how to use the D. Since Thursday, we have probably had sex 10 or more times; we couldn’t get enough of each other. On our flight home home yesterday we were kind of fooling around under our blankets, and well, let’s just say one thing led to another….

We were watching a movie in the back of the plane and the beverage cart had just passed us to start drink service. I knew from my previous experience, that I would have at most 10 minutes to pull this off, and decided to take a shot. Yes, I know I can probably end up in jail if I get caught, but hey, I’m 3 for 3 now with no criminal record. Read more »

[FM] I [F29] used to hate getting facials. Now I beg for them.

I like cum. I do. But I used to hate getting facials (the naughty kind). Asking WebMD what to do if you get cum in your eye is one too many times for me, thank you very much. And not to even mention trying to get cum out of my hair. But my aversion to the good ol face paste was quelled with my current bf.

He actually never asked to cum on my face, which I thought was strange. All of my ex BF’s asked me within a month of dating, but Roy never did. He’s asian, so I thought maybe it’s just culture? So one day I asked him why he never wanted to ( I know, open communication? Crazy). He told me he didn’t think I would like it, so he never asked. I admitted that it wasn’t my favorite, but that I would love to do it if he thought it was hot. Well, It didn’t take him long to admit that he wanted it (lol). Read more »

[FMM] BF and I Invite a Stranger Into Our Hotel Room For Our First MMF

*Disclaimer* This story involves F on M and M on M action.

If you want to skip to the sexy bits, scroll down to the ******.

Pre-COVID, my boyfriend Roy won a company raffle (he’s in sales) for an all-expense paid trip to Vegas, where we would stay for an entire week at a very well-known resort on the strip. As soon as we arrived in our room, our clothes were on the floor and my legs were split open on the king size bed while Roy bottomed out inside of me. Roy and I have always had a wonderful time together, but there was something we had both wanted to try—sharing each other. We had previously confessed to each that we wanted to try threesomes with both Genders. I had had threesomes before, but Roy never had. Roy expressed more interest in an FFM, while I was more interested in an MMF. 

It was there in the resort hotel room, basking in the afterglow of our sex, that we decided this was the week that we were going to try both.  Since I would be the one fishing for the thirds, I argued that it was only fair that we try the MMF first, and Roy agreed. He got hard again while we were talking about it, and we fucked all over again, before hitting the casino and going to a show. Read more »

[FF] Forgetting My Ex By Getting Fucked By A Woman For The First Time

I broke up with Brady weeks before, and yet I was still thinking about him. I thought about how things could’ve ended differently. How we could have gotten married. How we could have had a family. We started dating when I was 19, but at this point I was 21–we dated for nearly 2 years.

I spent those first few weeks in mourning over a love I imagined could exist, but in reality probably wasn’t even there. I drank alot, had meaningless bad sex with a few guys from school, but my spirit remained weighted.

I was in school, it shouldn’t have been too hard to find something to replace that relationship with.

My style gradually changed over time. I was never really a fashionista befire–my go to getup consisted of hooded sweatshirts, jeans, and plain grey, white, tan, or black underwear. As time went by after the breakup though, I tried dressing more my age. I bought skirts, trendy tops that showed off some cleavage. I bought heels, and rose red lipstick. I purchased colorful, silky, lacey, strappy, and barely there underwear, bras, and even a few lingerie pieces, though I didn’t have anyone to wear any of it for. It was for me, really. After wearing my new look for a bit, my self esteem began to return. Still I didn’t feel ready to really start dating again. Where would I even start? Read more »