Well, another short one.
I was talking to this friend. We have never had anything sexual. He was not so my friend, rather an acquaintance of 2 years. Occasionally we would talk about one thing or another.
He had broken up with his girlfriend. And in that conversation he told me that what he missed the most were the incredible blowjobs that she gave him. I simply told him to come and I would give him one. I said it seriously, without emojis, just, “come to my house and I’ll make you one” he laughed and didn’t take me seriously, maybe he even evaded, “hahaha I really miss that, she was fantastic for that” I said that maybe I was better, that he came to find out, again very serious. He stopped for a second, sent emojis with confused faces, “ammm is it serious?” I said “why not?” he was surprised, “wow ammm… I mean, it would be fantastic hahaha this is fake or a joke or something like that”