It turns out that I use Uber a lot. It is easy and cheap. So when I go out, I always use it to come back. I am almost always drunk when I return, and being drunk makes me very horny. So I like to give them the opportunity to touch me…
The tactic is too simple and everyone always bites the hook. I simply ask for the Uber and wait. I try to get 1 or 2 blocks after where I announced my starting point. When they get there, they send a message “I’m here” or things like that. I tell the guy where I am and I apologize for the confusion “sorry, I’m very drunk” by message. Even sometimes I write badly intentionally.
He goes to where I am and before he arrives, I undo my hair and loose some straps of my shirt trying to see one of my tits or nipples. I smile and greet very emotionally and get awkwardly into the car. Obviously sitting in the passenger seat, not behind. I always behave awkwardly, naively, smiling and try to drag the words and pretend to be more drunk than I really am, and repeat it “forgive me, I’m so drunk that everything turns me around”