Once upon a time, there was a very sexy dutch clog. It was so sexy, that every human in the world wanted to have sex with it.
It is unknown how the clog had become that sexy, but the fact was that this clog was the most erotic thing on the planet. Mere mention of it in conversation could cause erections, and looking at a picture of it was enough to make people orgasm for hours. This, of course, was merely a trifle, compared to the ecstasy of actually having intercourse with the clog, but of course that pleasure was reserved for the rich and powerful.
Naturally, the existence of this clog caused great changes in society. The so-called “adult entertainment” industry, for example, practically ceased to exist overnight when someone uploaded a copyright-free picture of the clog on Reddit. Birthrates dropped sharply across the board, because more and more people found the act of sexual intercourse with a human being to be tedious and dreary when compared to fantasizing about the dutch clog. It was theorized back then that future generations would grow up without an understanding of the concept of “sexual orientation”, because from the beginning of their sexual awakening, all their erotic energy would be exclusively focused on the clog.