Author: kowabungaguy234

I 26 [m]atched with somone [f20] on tinder whose bio said “Loves jesus, no hookups” 4 hours later i was blowing her back out. ?‍♂️

So hi everyone. I’m back again with a more recent story. I hope you all enjoy!

So, to begin. I’m a tinder user.. ?‍♂️ What can I say.. I seem to always match with girls like this. Overly religious, no hookups types. I don’t know if they see my profile and feel like they should try to “Turn” me or whatever. But, it seems to happen quite often.

So I was swiping, because I just moved to Southern Arkansas. To be honest, its pretty fucking terrible and boring here but I’m here for a job and I thought, “Well might as well try to have some fun”. My tinder profile is pretty run of the mill but I do make it known that I am not looking for anythign serious. But, it doesn’t stop the these type of matches.

So on the story. Read more »

My [m] freaky roomate [f] and our neighbor [f]

I recently got out of a long term relationship and I needed a place to live or crash until I found my own place that I could afford. A friend of mine suggested that a friend of hers had a two bedroom apartment and that she was looking for a roommate. I hesitated at first because I wanted my own place with some privacy but I met with her anyway and I couldn’t pass up the offer, at least for a few months.

Now me. I am in my mid twenties. 6’4 200ish blondish brown hair and blue eyes. She is in her late twenties. Her name is Jessica. Jessica IS absolutely stacked. She had big tits and an ass to match, blonde hair, blue eyes not really my type when it gets down to it. But, she was very attractive. She was pleasant to meet and seemed a little reserved at first. Long story short, I moved in and I have to admit that it was strange to have a female roommate. We both got up early for work and basically had the same routine. I would jump in the shower first then get ready and go to work. At night we would watch tv if we weren’t out somewhere. In the morning on the weekends she seemed very comfortable walking around in her pajamas or tee shirt braless. She wasn’t exactly my type but I can’t say that she didn’t get me eroused on several occasions. Read more »