All the isolation of quarantine is making me miss all the times before where I got to be… extra social in the last few months. I’ve been reminiscing about one evening in particular where my roommate and I got into some real fun.
My best friend / roommate Sara and I had been spending most of our senior year drinking and fucking. A lot of nights we’d get wasted, stumble home, and hop into bed together, fingering and eating each other out until we fell asleep.
Eventually we decided to mix it up, and we did it right. For a couple of slutty college girls, getting guys through Tinder is easy. You just post the right combination of skimpy bikini shots and a bio that hints you’re down to fuck, and the boys come rolling in.
Sara and I got to work recruiting unsuspecting guys to our plan. We’d tell them they could fuck two girls at the same time if they came over. Which wasn’t a lie exactly, just not the whole truth. The whole truth was that they’d get two girls, but they’d have to share.