I’ve started thinking lately that I kinda wish there were a Yelp for sex… because blowjobs are my superpower. A skill/talent that I’ll never be able to put on a resume. However, I want people to know that it’s not empty bragging when I say that I’m excellent at sucking cock. So I’ve started asking for partners to review me. Here’s one:
“I was high from your mouth. Made me feel super relaxed and totally sucked my cock so fucken well. Immense joy. Loved watching you taking my dick. Loved looking into your eyes. Knowing you were enjoying it. I particularly loved when you were licked the side of my balls in between my legs. I really enjoyed it all …. you are spectacular.”