[Humour] Fuck It

The night was young, the girls were hot and I was just a virgin.

You see its not easy when you were born in a bible camp.

Literally they would shove the crucifix up my ass and recite prayers into me because i thought i was a demon.

Thats a story for another day. It was the year 1992 and we were at the “Salty Clit”, the hottest night club around.

I got in with my fake ID, and boy that ID was worth it.

Tits everywhere. Dicks everywhere. It was paradise. Now

Im not “gay”, but i like seeing a good dick once in a while.

I forgot to tell you that i was off some pop rox and some pepsi. I knew it was gonna be a wild night.

I never really approached a girl, but tonight i wanted to change that.

I was ready to get laid and put my wee wee in a girls wazoo.

The pop rox and pepsi was starting to kick in. I was getting horny.

I really only had that combo when I was 13 and watching lots of porn while my parents were preaching at a sermon.