Have been hanging onto this one for a while!
This story begins a little over 2 years ago while I was living with my friend Vina. We had developed a routine of testing our affinity towards alcoholism between 8pm – 3am, and this night was no different (good ole pandemic!). Despite being several drinks in, I had begun to develop a “respectable” tolerance, and I felt the night was just getting started, or so I told myself as I cracked another Truly and slammed it with the intent to move closer to a state of actual drunkenness.
My friend Vina has always wanted to fuck me but, due to my sexual proclivities, never even got close (poor girl). Even so, she wasn’t one to miss an opportunity to watch me engage in anything remotely sexual and admire my body, especially with my clothes off. Despite not having any intent to do anything with her, I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy teasing the shit out of her, and now that I was more than a few drinks in, I found myself removing my clothes and practicing my stripper dance for her as her god-awful mumble rap filled the room.