Me and this guy I had been talking to for a while met up for some fun about 45 minutes ago at a local park (3am, no one around) and a good ways into it, damn cop starts driving up and we both scramble to a bench before he gets too close and take out our phones, start playing Pokemon Go. Guy’s like “Parks closed” and we were like “Sorry my guy, we were just wandering around catching Pokemon” and the guy just shook his head “fucking Pokemon Go I swear” and drives off after telling is to leave.
Moral of the story: Always keep Pokemon Go on your phone