So, this is another story from my fraternity days, about a visitor who knew exactly how to thank her hosts. My junior year, I lived in the basement across the hall from my buddy, who we’ll call Dave. Dave and I didn’t always party together, but one night I got a call from some friends from my hometown who were gonna be around that night. I asked Dave if he wanted to grab some beers and entertain these ladies, and he was 100% down. So, who were my friends?
Stephanie was a slightly chubby, short, shy Latina who I’d known for years. She had brown hair with blonde highlights, cut to her shoulders with bangs. She wore fashion-y clothes, lots of high-waisted dresses and flowy tops, expensive jewelry, always carried Gucci handbags. That kind of girl. She had big brown eyes, a cute button nose, and an ass like a goddamn freight train. But that wasn’t her defining feature: Steph had perfect, round, firm double D’s, that protruded over her little tummy.