[F]ucked a gorgeous hung man who ended up being a redditor

So I was on a ladies night recently and this really hot tall guy comes over with his friend and starts making fun of me any my friends, naturally I gave him crap for it and told him I had a boyfriend…but he was so fucking hot I was going to let it happen if he went for it.

After a bit of talking we went to the dance floor and had a blast, of course I had to scope him out a bit so I was grinding and twerking my life away I could feel what I assumed was his penis in his pants but it was like halfway down his leg and he’s 6’4 so I was just imagining it because he was hot right? Wrong. He leads me to the bathroom area and asks if I wanted to see something.

Of course I’m down because I’m already wet as fuck from him staring into my soul with eye contact from bad boy hell so I said “sure”. He takes my hands, runs them down his body which I can feel his fucking ABS THROUGH HIS SHIRT and then down his leg to confirm that yes that is a third leg there hanging 4 feet below him. My horny ass told him to take it out and next thing you know I’m blowing this impossibly hot guy with a giant penis in a bar bathroom, which is something I’ve always said id never do, but I got caught in the moment.