Answer: Depends where you stick the cucumber.
Racy joke aside, how’s everyone enjoying their Saturday?
A little about me personally, I’m on hold currently from school as the world has ground to a screeching halt. I am hopelessly single but not through lack of trying: one or two experiences have left me heartbroken and perhaps generally broken to begin with…. so I am hibernating in more ways than one, and looking to indulge myself in my primal loves:
The premiere of these deep passions is *EROTICA*. Why erotica you ask a girl so young? Well, to be perfectly honest, my first ever encounter with the deviant was not curiously checking online for pornography, but rather finding an adult channel on T.V. my parents had neglected to block…. and there I found my first love: softcore. Erotic films that were heavy-handed in both *PLOT* as well as sensuality that porn to this day could never capture. I loved getting to know the characters before their clothes came off, whether they be jaded police officers, free-thinking strippers or bored housewives; sometimes you had to wait an entire hour before you saw them bare and nude but dammit was it worth it, and I loved the genre.