I used to work for big electronic store in The Netherlands not that long time ago. While at lunch break a colleague worker of mine (your typical every weekend party girl) was talking shit to me about good looking guys and shit. She told me you can tell if a guy has a big dick or not by looking at the size of their feet.
So I said: “well, I can’t complain about my dick size and I don’t have big feet’s” she started laughing and said stfu your lying and she was a real bitch about it. So a week later we were alone because we had to count the money and stuff. When we locked the store from the inside we walked to the back and I told her well you were laughing about it let me show you what I mean. First again she laughed about it but then she saw I was serious about it. So she said yes and we went to toilets and I told her wait up let me make it hard first.