Hey, you. I think we should probably talk. There’s something that I think you might want to know about me, but I have been scared to share. But, well, you’ve recently told me about some things that get you off…which has made me reconsider keeping a few things from you. Promise you won’t be mad?
Okay.
First off, I know I shouldn’t really feel bad about any of this because we’re really not together. I mean, sure, we’ve been having fun for a while together and are such good friends but like, I could never see you as…a boyfriend? Lover? Life partner? We’re just great friends, right? Who actually have a little more fun than most friends do. And sure, you take such good care of me but I know you don’t want to put up with a little brat like myself. You’re just being a sweet guy, right? Okay, good.