Author: Just2remember

[MF] For our 5th Cake Day, we present: My husband’s RandomActOfBlowjob from before there was a RandomActOfBlowjob

I was about 27 and was a manager at Walmart. And although I was a manager, I was able to get away with wearing my normal clothes on occasion (usually when I was supposed to be “off” that day).

As I’m walking in the store one day, I see this cute girl outside smoking a cigarette. Looking to flirt a little, I walk over to her and ask if I can use her lighter (keeping mine in my pocket).

We talk for a few minutes, and then she asks me (very, very nervously) “So… do you know where I can get some pot?”

Now, I’m kinda stuck at the moment. I don’t want to tell this girl “sure, I have some in my glovebox” when we are literally sitting in front of my place of employment. But I don’t want her to go away either.

So I tell her “I might know someone, he lives up the road”. “Can you take me?” I kinda questioned what was going on, since this girl didn’t seem at all worried about getting into a car with a stranger. But she was cute, so… Read more »

It started in the guard tower [MM]

So this is a continuation of my story of [giving a blowjob in a guard tower](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5l27oa/guard_tower_blow_job_mm/).

So, it’s about time that I mention that the medics name was Jake. He was a common soldier (not fat, not buff, but definitely active) and he was some kind of Hispanic that only spoke English.

I had previously told Jake that he “owed me” and I had no idea what that meant. Like, did he owe me a blowjob? Or something else? I just said it, I didn’t really think about it. But the next night, he and I met in the Motorpool where we believed no one else would be.

It was dark, and we couldn’t see shit. We found a little corner behind a stack of tires where we could hide, with barely enough space for two men wearing combat gear. We very quietly removed our body armor and leaned our rifles against the wall of tires.

On his knees, removing his clothes, Jake started sucking on my dick. I was rock fucking hard, and I thrust into his face as he pulled my pants down around my ankles. Read more »

Guard tower blow job [MM]

It was the early years of post 9/11 Iraq War. I was 20 years old, headstrong and horny. My platoon was sent to a quiet, shitty corner of Boring, Iraq where we did a lot of non-combat related bullshit. However, the Army being the Army, we still had guard towers, perimeter guard and kept live ammo on us. But it was boring. I don’t even think the Iraqis knew we were there.

Anyway, my platoon was assigned a medic from battalion who stayed with us to treat the very rare and minor sickness/injury that would occasionally occur. My job was RTO (radio operator). No one else had any specialized job, so we were kinda oddballs in the platoon.

So one day I had an injury during PT in my groin area, and had the medic take a look because it was pretty painful. We had privacy during the exam, and he was very ambiguous with his semi-gay jokes.

Gay jokes/comments/actions are actually really common when it’s a bunch of dudes left alone, but it’s all in jest. No one is serious, and the understanding is that everyone is just kidding. So I really didn’t take the medic serious, even though he was laying it on kinda thick. Read more »

1 day, 2 locations, 3 girls, 4 nuts [MF] [MF] [MF] [cheating]

Melissa was a heavy girl. You might call her fat, but at a minimum she was heavy. She wasn’t too pretty, but she looked ok with makeup on. She was mid 20s, blond hair and big fat girl titties.

A few months ago, we had been fuck buddies but then I started dating Jessica and she was with someone else.

That morning, Jessica woke me up by rubbing on my dick and kissing my neck. I didn’t even open my eyes before she had her legs spread open with me on top, fucking her missionary style. She was mid 20s, hourglass thin body with a round, ample ass and long, curly brown hair. A few minutes later I flipped her over and jumped behind her, slamming my dick inside of her juicy pussy and fucking her doggystyle. A few minutes into that, and I pushed her onto her stomach and I climbed on her back, pushing my rock hard cock into her pussy from behind. Both of my arms wrapped under her shoulders and grasped the other hand behind her neck, full Nelson like. Read more »

Waterpark blowjob

I once took my (now ex) Jessica, her daughter and her bestfriend (Liz) to a local waterpark/amusement park. Jessica and I drove there together with her daughter, and Liz met us in the parking lot. We gathered our picnic lunch into a backpack, and then spent the next few hours playing in the park and riding the rides.

A few hours in and Liz needs to leave soon but we decide to stay longer. Before she leaves, Liz wants to ride a Rollercoaster that no one else wants to ride, but I finally agree so that Liz won’t have to go by herself. She wasn’t being as bitchy that day, so I didn’t mind so much.

The line was not long, but I had Liz’s ass damn near in my face (wearing her 2 piece) most of the stair climb up to the Rollercoaster. We rode the Rollercoaster without incident, and then met with Jessica again.

Liz said her goodbyes, and I walked away to check out other rides with Jessica and her daughter. About 15 minutes later, we see Liz walking towards us. Turns out she can’t find her keys, and thinks she left them in our car when we were loading the backpack. So I tell Jessica to keep doing rides with the kid, and I go with Liz to the parking lot. Read more »

Camping with my gf and her best friend, but not a threesome.

My gf and I had been planning a camping trip for a couple of weeks, and had invited friends. Some of my friends ended up being delayed a night, but I still made it to the campsite with my gf and her friend, Liz.

I didn’t really like Liz. She was judgemental and rude, and kinda a skank. She was a professional masseuse, but my gf told me she had blown some of her wealthier clients. Not for money, just because they had money.

Anyway, night rolls around and we had been doing a lot of drinking all day. Sitting by the campfire, draining bottles and getting fucked up. Jessica (my gf) was pretty trashed, she was wearing a 2 piece swimsuit and a jean skirt now after being too hot by the fire for any more clothing. Liz was wearing jeans and a hoodie, sitting further away from us and saying generally bitchy things to both of us. But we were all drinking, so it didn’t matter.

Eventually, Jessica says she’s going to sleep and that I should come with her. Liz says she’s coming too, but she keeps bitching about whatever stupid girls bitch about when they get free alcohol. I honestly didn’t care. I have never liked her. Read more »

I also (F)ound (M)yself the recipient of an anonymous blowjob

It’s not as long of a story as u/Udontknomee but as his story reminded me of a time, I thought I’d write it out.

I was about 27 and was a manager at Walmart. And although I was a manager, I was able to get away with wearing my normal clothes on occasion (usually when I was supposed to be “off” that day).

As I’m walking in the store one day, I see this cute girl outside smoking a cigarette. Looking to flirt a little, I walk over to her and ask if I can use her lighter (keeping mine in my pocket).

We talk for a few minutes, and then she asks me (very, very nervously) “So… do you know where I can get some pot?”

Now, I’m kinda stuck at the moment. I don’t want to tell this girl “sure, I have some in my glovebox” when we are literally sitting in front of my place of employment. But I don’t want her to go away either.

So I tell her “I might know someone, he lives up the road”. “Can you take me?” I kinda questioned what was going on, since this girl didn’t seem at all worried about getting into a car with a stranger. But she was cute, so… Read more »