I remember one time we both went to lunch with a friend to catch up. We met up at the restaurant and waited for her before heading in. This was when we were still new FWB. She is always a little bit late, not terribly late but maybe 5-10 minutes, not bad enough that we were upset about it.
She arrived and we went in to eat. Before planning this we decided that she doesn’t need to know about our relationship and it would be between us only, I mean if she knew her two closest “innocent” friends were hooking up then she’d definitely never see us the same. We’re having a good time, decent food, good conversation, overall a pleasant experience. Our friend had to go to the bathroom and I got the idea to try and play around and tease while she wasn’t around. I put my hand on her leg and started towards her slit. I didn’t even have a second before she grabbed my hand and glared at me, “not here!” She said. She was looking at me like I was insane for trying that. Our friend came back to the table and she noticed something was off, asked if we were okay. We played it off, said I was reading the puns on the kids menu (don’t judge!) and thoroughly annoyed her.