Author: jthrowawayx

She did the “I Want Some Dick” Dance [MF]

My ex-girlfriend Nina loved to try different things; roleplaying, [sex on the job](https://www.reddit.com/r/SluttyConfessions/comments/9xy95z/i_used_to_bang_my_girlfriend_at_her_job/?st=JQE475NN&sh=602f70f0), even letting me use her vibrator on her. But few times were as hot as the time she danced for me.

Nina loved to dance. She was a happy, bubbly gal who felt music in her bones. So when a certain song about wanting to have sex with a stripper came out (yes, I’m being vague; that is what I do), Nina wanted to dance to it. She didn’t just want to dance to it, she wanted to wear a special outfit and she wanted me to film it.

I should remind you that Nina was a big girl, beautiful, sexy. She had big, luscious tits and full, soft lips. So she knew what she was doing when she came out in black silk lingerie that accentuated her cleavage. The piece didn’t even cover her bottom, save for some fishnets with a hole in the crotch. I grabbed my phone, she put on the music, and she climbed on top of the bed and began. Read more »

The dirty little housekeeper [MF]

Ironically, I found a post with a similar subject matter to this while I was finishing up this story. Pervy minds think alike, don’t they?

On my commutes to and from work, I can usually be found with my nose in a book, or playing video games. I usually prefer to be left alone, like most people. One day when I was 23, however, a young lady plopped herself down in the seat next to me on the train and soon took an interest in the book I was reading. It was a popular book about seduction.

She asked me about it, and we soon fell into conversation about that, among other things. I took in her appearance and decided I liked what I saw. She was about 5’5”, a shade or two lighter in complexion than me, with high cheekbones, slender hips and a pear-shaped butt. She kept her lightly curled hair braided, and she had bow-shaped lips curled in an ever-present smirk. She spoke with a noticeable West Indian accent, and her most distinguishing feature(s) were her tits; they hung there like juicy brown melons, jutting through her sweater. I definitely had to get to know this girl. Read more »

I played with her Wii, she played with the D [MF]

It’s a rare thing when I find a woman who shares my interests. To a certain extent, I’m a bit of a geek, and I’ve learned to own that. I like Marvel movies and TV shows, video games, and I’m known for spouting musical trivia at random. I never expect a woman to like these things in particular, but it is a pleasant surprise.

While on the Book of Faces, I looked up another girl I’d gone to school with named Ella. She and I had very little contact in our school days, but she was kind enough to share a dance with me at prom, so I thought I’d drop her line and see what she’d been up to.

Ella had always been plump while we were in school, but the years had made her voluptuous. She stood around 5’4”, chocolate-brown skin, wide hips and ass, with tits that begged to be touched and sucked. She had full lips that could stretch into a smile that could dazzle a room.

She was still living in town; in fact, she lived near a cousin of mine and wasn’t far from my college. She was living at home, but worked for a local hospital and had a car, so she wasn’t doing too badly. Read more »

Dinner, then dessert [MF]

Once I took down my best friend’s coworker, Dana ([of the sexy eyes](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a7cx00/after_the_party_or_it_was_her_eyes_mf/?st=JPVOAROE&sh=9d1d2449)), during a trip out of town, we started dating exclusively. In terms of relationships, she was a first for me in a lot of ways. She was the first woman I dated who’d been married before, the first woman who had her own place (at best, all my previous girlfriends had roommates; not that I was any better, myself), and most importantly, the first woman who accepted and/or liked all my quirks. In turn, I accepted all of hers, especially the big one…

Dana could not cook.

Don’t get me wrong. She was a beautiful woman; accomplished, smart, creative, funny, and sweet. But she survived off of take-out. It wasn’t a dealbreaker; I knew my way around the kitchen myself. My mother and the Internet saw to that. And that leads me to today’s story.

You know how they say “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”? In my experience, the way to a woman’s vagina is through hers. Wine is fine, candy’s dandy but a home-cooked meal seals the deal. With that in mind, I planned a romantic evening for us. For months I’d bragged about my cooking skills, and now that I was officially her man, she was about to get all the culinary benefits. Read more »

After the party, or, it was her eyes [MF]

My best friend was hired as the director of a web series some years ago. The star and producer quickly assembled a team of writers and production assistants. Having my own business with my friend, I became acquainted with the crew as well, particularly one of the writers.

Dana was the same age as me (late 20s at the time), an aspiring author and a firm believer in love, despite being a divorcée. She was the eldest daughter of Jamaican immigrants, a member of a sorority in college, and worked with kids when not writing for the series. She was 5’4”, dark skinned, average build, with a round face and a slight overbite which made her resemble a chipmunk. I found it adorable. She wore her hair in dreadlocks that fell past her shoulders. She had big breasts for a gal her size, but what drew me to her initially was her eyes; they were a shade of chestnut brown, and they fascinated me. I first saw her picture on the Book of Faces and I couldn’t stop staring at them. I practically begged my friend to introduce us. Read more »

Tales from the Candy Shop, part 4 [MF]

[Part One](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9xdytx/tales_from_the_candy_shop_part_1_mf/?st=JPKVCVG2&sh=d8a3408e), [Part Two](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9y8n9h/tales_from_the_candy_shop_part_2_mf/?st=JPLGJRM9&sh=111edc91), and [Part Three](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9ze32z/tales_from_the_candy_shop_part_3_mf/?st=JPLGKNPM&sh=21695007) here

Just the other day I was browsing this and other confessional subs when I came upon one poster who admitted that he’d had sex with a girl in someone else’s apartment. Like a *Highlander* flashback or an *Assassin’s Creed* memory (yes, I’m a geek, shut up), it triggered a story and made me think “Oh yeah, I’ve totally done that!”

Back when I worked in the Candy Shop, my then-girlfriend Ann was asked to house-sit for a friend. She usually lived with her older sister and a friend from California, and this was a chance for her to have her own space for once. For me, it was a chance to get naughty.

The friend rented a studio apartment in an historic part of town. Still, the owner had made the most of the space; the bed was in the center of the room, surrounded by the kitchen area, a bookshelf, a futon, a Chinese screen and a workspace. The bathroom was in the hallway, shared with the other tenants. I’m almost positive such a thing is illegal now, but whatever. Ann’s friend also had a dog, the care of whom was her main task as house-sitter. Read more »

She needed a hand… or a tongue [MF]

Now that [Kenya](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a4m6m4/she_liked_my_watch_mf/?st=JPLDSD40&sh=6a8d53ef) and I were dating, we spent a lot of time together. I’d be spending nights over at her place, and it was great. She was the daughter of Jamaican immigrants, and she could cook very well. Sometimes she’d make meals naked, which was as sexy as it was risky.

One morning, I got up to take my morning piss. When I came back, Kenya was sitting up in bed touching herself. I was mesmerized. I’d never seen a woman masturbate before, and I loved the sight. For her, nothing else existed in that moment but her need to cum. I stood in the bathroom doorway, watching and waiting for her to finish, not wanting to make a sound and break her concentration. There were telltale signs that I learned to watch out for when Kenya reached the mountaintop. So when I saw her getting herself off, I went over to the bed. Read more »

She liked my watch [MF]

Weird title, huh?

When I was 20 years old, I was on my way home from a function at my old youth program. I was wearing business casual attire, and a spiffy-looking watch my mother got me for my birthday. On the train, I was approached by a young woman, also in business attire, and she liked my watch. We got to talking all the way home. Her name was Kenya, she worked for a watch store (hence her fascination), and she lived in my neighborhood, right down the road from me.

Kenya was really cute. She reminded me of [Holly Robinson-Peete](http://www.stylebistro.com/lookbook/Holly+Robinson+Peete/2ez9xRm1eTb) from “21 Jump Street.” (I know I’m showing my age. I don’t care; shut up) She was much slimmer, though — small breasts, small butt, slender hips. I usually like women who are a bit more buxom, but like I said, she was really cute, and she was talking to me, so I wanted to see where this went. We got along great, since we were polar opposites; I was quiet, Kenya never shut up. Read more »

Lana, the cougar from the office [MF]

I used to work in an office in a pretty big building. It was pretty casual there, and most folks got along with each other. One woman who worked there, however, immediately stood out to me. Her name was Lana. She was about 5’8”, light skinned, makeup and hair always done well, and her clothes couldn’t hide her curves if they tried. She had small tits, but the kind of ass you’d expect to see on a stripper, or a porn star. She’d never tell her age, but I did some digging and figured out she was in her late 40s, but with her youthful and often quiet demeanor, she could easily pass for a decade younger.

Lana and I never worked together much, but we did notice each other. I started to suspect she had a thing for me, too — she way she laughed at my jokes, the occasional hand on my arm, the way her eyes darted around the room whenever I dropped some risqué comment or double entendre. Read more »

Mary, the cougar from the club [MF]

[Shawna](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9vkr3d/the_time_i_had_car_sex_with_a_woman_i_met_in_a/?st=JP8HWCPZ&sh=94144491) wasn’t the only woman I’d end up picking up from the club I worked at. One night I was working a bachelorette party, being friendly, sociable and trying to leave the club with a nice tip. Like I said in my earlier stories, while my friend was manager there, the money was good. The clientele were pretty open-handed, and when they reserved space for a party, they usually ordered bottle service, which was guaranteed gratuity.

One lady was among the guests, and she was even more alluring than the bride-to-be. She was a BBW, medium-brown skin, high cheekbones, standing at about 5’11” — my height, so we could literally see eye-to-eye. Damn this woman had curves, impossible to hide in the black ankle-length dress she wore. Tits and ass for days, with a tattoo over her left breast, and when she talked, I noticed a tongue ring and a hint of a Jamaican accent. I noticed she was definitely older than I was by about a decade (I was 25 at the time), so this lady, Mary, had to be in her mid- to late-30s. I didn’t mind, I actually like older women. Read more »