My name is João, I’m 30 years old and I lead a very boring life. I mean, I have a boring life now, in these times, where I have no time at all to do what I like most, to meet women, to court them and, when we are in those moments, to give them a world of pleasure!
I mean, I have a boring life now, because, if we go back about 5 years, what a good thing it was. At that time, there was an experience that I loved. I can’t say that it was the strangest thing I’ve ever experienced, but it was undoubtedly one of the best moments I’ve ever experienced.
So, going back 5 years, we are, me and a friend of the time, who I still keep in touch with today, but she already has a husband, we were leaving a mall. Which doesn’t matter. The crux of the matter, that, is that we were, both me and her, without our own car. Because I had my car in the shop and the guys couldn’t solve the problem in time, they sent me to public transport for that weekend. What are you going to do, right?! She, because she hadn’t finished her license yet. She already had two flunks of driving. And she still had the nerve to say that women are better drivers. Feminists, what are you gonna do, right?!