[MF] The huge tiddy not-really-goth-girl from OKCupid.

Hello Gonewildstories! My last story seemed to be enjoyed, so I thought I’d post some more about my various times in dating. During this time I’ve seen a lovely bunch of breasticles. There they were a standing in a row bum bum bum, big ones, small ones… and some that were bigger than your head. This is the story about the latter.

I’ll start with a little description of myself. I’m a shorter man, 5’7” with a rather hairy body. I have a beard that is around 7 inches long, glasses, and probably the larger side of a dad bod. I’ve lost 40lbs so far, though, so yay for having the time to hit the gym everyday. Basically, I’m nothing to write home about. Probably a 6 by my own judgement. I’ve honestly never measured my penis, but it’s not a pornstar’s. It’s adequate, and if I measure it in the orgasms I’ve helped others achieve with it, then it’s pretty great.

[MF] Can I crash on your couch? Or how I had a great Tinder hookup

Hello readers. I’m still fairly new around here. I’ve posted before about my last girlfriend, and truth be told, when she broke up with me it broke me. With that said, I had an experience last night that I wanted to share with you all.

Background info: I’m a 33 year old single father of 2. The kids don’t live with me full time, so I have a lot of lonely nights with my cats. I spend these nights talking to friends, or talking to potential dates from various dating sites and apps. I put myself out there, because I’m ready for something serious, but I’m not desperate for something serious if it’s not right for me. I started going to the gym everyday after work, and it’s paying off. I’m still a little chubby, but I’m taking care of it so I feel better about me. So me: 33, hairy man with a 6-7 inch… beard haha! Yeah, I have a big beard. If Gimli turns you on, I’m your man.

New GF and I after work [MF]

I’ll start this off with a little about me. I was married for 10 years to the woman I met when I was 17. It was never a bad marriage, but when she asked for a divorce, I wasn’t upset by it. It didn’t take me long to jump onto Tinder and other dating sites. I had some success meeting women, and a few fun hookups, but I hadn’t found a real connection with anyone. That is until Mary came along.

Our first date was spectacular. She was more beautiful than in her pictures. A 5’4” blonde with really nice breasts and an ass to die for. For me, a slightly overweight man at 5’7” it was nice to date someone shorter than me.

Wasn’t just her looks though. Personality to match. Brains. And she gave me my first taste of pot. It’s great by the way. So we hit it off instantly. Made out by the end of the date, and several dates later, wound up naked in her bed. The sex is great with her. This story starts after work one day.