Okay. So picture you’re in the laundry room. It’s been a lazy Saturday, but you just threw a load in the dryer. You’re wearing my oversized T shirt that just covers your panties. I come up behind you and kiss your neck. Then I put my arms around your waist as I whisper good morning in your ear. You turn around and we start a passionate kiss. I put my hands on your butt and pick you up as you wrap your legs around my waist. As the machine starts to shake I sit you down on top of it and gently pull your hair back so I can kiss your neck again. The dryer speeds up. As I kiss you over and over and over you’re practically vibrating on top of the machine. Quickly moving towards an orgasm I rip off your shirt. I lean down and gently suck on your left nipple. As you’re about to cum you grab me by my hair and pull me into a kiss. As you orgasm you moan into my mouth. The dryer dings and stops shaking. I break the kiss, look into your eyes, put on a huge smile and ask, “so did you want bacon or sausage for breakfast?”