Drinking with the daughter of my dad’s neighbor [Almost MFFF]

This is going back a few years. I was 26 at the time, 33 now (pics of me are in my Submitted). I’m probably going to skip over a lot of details here, so if you want more information feel free to ask. And of course this is not verbatim because it was a long time ago and my memory is shit.

I was house sitting for my parents when they were away for the summer. I would stop by on the weekends to water the plants, pick up the mail, mow the lawn, etc. I went over on a Friday afternoon and I was up on the patio that overlooks the neighbors yard, watering the plants, and I noticed the neighbors daughter and some of her friends on the trampoline next door. They were bouncing around and laughing. I was trying not to look but they were really cute. Especially the neighbors daughter. They were clearly drunk and I knew they were crazy because these are the same girls that, the summer before, flashed me from their balcony and then ran back inside giggling while I was mowing the lawn. It wasn’t long before they called out at me. *I knew this was coming* I thought to myself as I turned around and leaned over the railing.