A couple of months ago a new girl started working in a bar/cafe I go to a lot; blonde, petite, a lovely little body and at least 20 years younger than me. In other words, way out of my league.
Her name is Mina and seeing as I go in there most days, we’ve got quite friendly and I’ve always surreptitiously eyed her as she goes about her business, especially since the Summer has finally kicked in and she’s taken to wearing tight shorts and low cut denim cut downs.
Trust me, you would too!
Anyway, the other evening emboldened by a few beers, I started vaguely chatting her up in a jokey kind of way and she responded in exactly the same way and it was all a bit of a laugh. I was one of the last ones in towards the end of the evening and I’d had a fair few beers by then which explains why I said what I did when she came to get my empty glass and see if I wanted a last for the road. I ordered a final beer and in my semi drunken state decided to take a shot. “Is there anything I could say or do and I mean anything whatsoever, that could mean us going to bed together?”