I connected with [m]y [f]ormer boss on Tinder

This happened just over the weekend.

To recap for anyone who hasn’t read my earlier stories, I’ve been on a bit of a Tinder binge for the last little while after a breakup. Last week I was absent-mindedly swiping while watching TV and I checked a match I had just gotten. I hadn’t noticed, but one of the guys I had swiped right on was my boss from four years ago. He’s a pretty good-looking guy, about five years older than me. Not someone I ever had thought about in that way, but his picture looked good and that’s why I matched with him.

Here’s the thing about my Tinder account: it’s pretty obvious from looking at it that I’m not looking for a relationship at this time. Without going into too much detail, let’s just say that it’s pretty obvious from peeping my profile that I’m looking for one night stands and booty calls. So when I saw he mad matched with me, I freaked out. This just felt so awkward and weird. I was so embarrassed I almost deleted my account. Then I saw he had written me a PM. It took me a few minutes to work up the courage to read it.

[M]ore stupid Tinder [f]un

I had another exciting experience last night. For those who haven’t read my two last posts, I’m 33 and have just discovered how exciting Tinder can be. I’m only looking to have fun and I frankly don’t care if the guys know it so it’s perfect for me (it seems like it would be a nightmare if I were looking for a real relationship)

So last week I matched with a 22 year old college student. I had swiped right a few times on younger guys and had some matches, but this was the first time I worked up the courage to actually respond to his PMs and talk to him. We agreed to meet at a bar near where I live for a drink. I got myself nicely dolled up for him: a short skirt, high heels and a top that showed a bit of boob. I had to get myself tipsy just to work up the confidence to go out in that outfit, it was so slutty.

[F]irst Tinder [m]eetup, part 2

So in my last post I explained how, several months after a big breakup, I found myself sexting a stranger on tinder and then ended up at his place. So, let me continue:

So, I was really tired and drunk and he offered to let me spend the night. I woke up in the morning a tiny bit hungover but really not too bad, rolled over and sat there feeling like a badass for a few minutes. Not long after, he woke up too. After a tiny bit of stretching, I felt him pulling himself closer to me. We were basically spooning at this moment (I was the little spoon lol) and he started kissing my neck. I really wasn’t expecting anything to happen in the morning, and figured I would just leave akwardly, but I could tell he was getting into it. And then I felt his cock against my thigh and I could REALLY tell. He was so hard and starting to thrust against my thigh. I moaned a bit and that only made him do it more. He was kissing me and now grabbing my breasts while gently poking my thigh with his very hard cock.

My [f]irst tinder [m]eetup, at age 33

This happened over the weekend and I’m still shaking with excitement and nerves from sitting down and writing about it, so I guess you can say this was an intense experience for me.

I’ve been single for the last six months, after being in a relationship for the last ten years. I don’t want to get into it, but it didn’t end well and left me having a hard time trusting people. I had only been with three people, and after the breakup I was pretty sure I was done with men altogether. For months, that’s how I really felt.

Well, about a month ago I started missing sex and thinking about it a lot. So, totally terrified and not sure what to expect, I signed up for Tinder. I got all the usual dick pics and bullshit and after a couple days of going nowhere, I stopped checking the app.