So I’ve been away exploring my sexuality… But im back… At least for now. My friend Raechel recently started hitting on my Muay Thai Kru, I didn’t aprove at first until he started hitting, on me.
Now this guy doesn’t have the nicest face, but has the body of a greek god, almost like it was sculpted out of pure marble. My car broke down, and I didn’t feel like fixing the shit so… My friend Raechel started driving me. Now that was fine… Up until she started flirting hard with my Kru, he was interested of course because Raechel is unbelievable sexy, but I didn’t approve, and she fucking new that, but did it anyway… I would have been so pissed if that hadn’t got him all hot, and flirty for me after.
One day I had to walk my happy ass to Muay Thai because Raechel didn’t fucking show. When I got there I heard the single fucking noise I expected… Raechel moaning her ass off. I followed the sound to a small broom closet(because of course). I quickly burst in screaming “AHA!” my Kru got all jumpy, but Raechel just smiled and said “What baby!” And all im thinking is… FU U U CK YOU!