Ok, so one of my favorite jobs of all time was delivering pizza in my hometown. The freedom of being on the road, knowing the area, the car stereo and a New England Summer. My route included Rye Beach, NH and North Hampton. On a super busy night I get a delivery to an apartment above a small Harley dealership. The door opens and it’s a very attractive blonde woman in her 20s. I was 18 at the time.
She was about 5’3″, blue-eyes, light complexion, very perky tits, and toned legs.
We exchange small-talk, I’m trying to use eye contact to flirt with her. She asks me “Have you ever been late?”. I went into full nerd-mode and began to explain how sometimes I have to go down towards the beach, then all the way towards Hampton. She replies “That’s not what I meant”. It hit me then, that she wanted me to stay for a bit.
I stood there frozen, feeling like I blew my opportunity. I knew exactly what she meant now, and while I had two more stops, my polite good-bye was just as much because I was embarrassed I missed my cue.