Author: JamesVanDerSlut

Sticking my dick in Whaletail [MF] [Oral]

This part contains some uninhibited dick-ego.

So last I left off, I was in a FWB relationship with Crazy, who lived a few towns over. Crazy’s best friend was Whaletail, so called because her signature look was having her thong show above her waistband, much like Lita from the WWE in the late 1990s. She would often wear a g-string under her thong, as she considered the thong to be a fashion accessory and the g-string to be “real” underwear. Some people would call this a “trashy” look. Those people are stupid idiots. It was HOT.

Whaletail was 5’8″ blue eyed blonde with some wide hips, a big butt and D cups. She had a belly ring and liked to show off her midriff. She was much more subdued than Crazy (then again most everyone is), but she definitely fueled Crazy’s fire. She would egg her on and put bad ideas into Crazy’s head.

Personality wise, me and Whaletail had almost nothing in common. It was very difficult to hold a conversation with her when Crazy wasn’t around. Sexually though, we were extremely compatible. One day I was hanging out with Crazy during one of the “on” periods with her baby daddy (thus no fooling around on our part) and out of the blue she said Read more »

Sticking my dick in Crazy [MF]

I had recounted these stories of my manslut days to my wife, which resulted in hot, passionate fucking (opposed to lovemaking) every time. So I thought this would be a good place to tell them as well. This is all how it happened as best as I can recollect, with dialogue only when I can remember exactly what was said. Skip to the break for the actual sex if you prefer.

A little about me, I’m 6’2″, green eyes brown hair, and I wasn’t particularly good looking growing up, which made me have to grow a personality in order to interact with the fairer sex. That being said, acne clearing up and getting braces taken off did wonders for attraction.

Due to being hesitant to seal the deal when presented a clear opportunity, I had learned that doing this was a huge tease for women. They being fully committed to getting busy and me hesitating at the cusp of it would usually make them go from “ready and willing” to “if you don’t fuck me right now I’m going spike your drink with viagra and roofies” (actual quote!). So teasing until it hurts became something of an M.O. Read more »