This happened quite unexpectedly. I was stressing out about my grades in my first year of college and I was not planning to party over the weekend and just lock myself in the library. My frat bros were all for it but they told me to stop by after midnight to grab a beer with them. I said sure. The only way to finish an all-day study session is with a nice cold glass of Guinness. No other beer is necessary or required.
So I’m walking back to the house after a long day of cramming notes into my head and I get a text from one of my older brothers, Troy, “Hey can you pick some condoms on the way? I’m all out. Trojan Ecstasy.” Fuck this guy. It’s freezing cold out around 5 degrees and he expects me to turn back, go to the store and pick his condoms for him and his girlfriend. I was a pledge, so I kind of had to do it.