“I had a great night,” the tucked in shirt with a fancy belt buckle whispered while drawing in close.
“Oh… yeah?” Halley replied, trying not to belch from eating nearly all of her wagyu beef at Lord Stanley, paid for by the crisp shirt.
He leaned in to kiss the girl and she quickly turned her head, to offer the man venue to deliver an awkwardly dismal kiss on her cheek.
“Did… umm… did you have a good time?” the shirt inquired, embarrassed and becoming irate.
“Such a good time!”
“Well… this is our third date and we haven’t kissed yet. I was hoping…,” the man whined.
Halley had gone on two other dates with the thirty year old coder-bro whose name she couldn’t quite remember. All of the men blended in together and this wasn’t the first time she had completely forgotten every detail except how much she enjoyed the amazing food she had consumed on their dates. The instant she met this man, she knew there was zero chemistry and she probably would never even kiss the clean shaven, intentionally messy haired, well-dressed wallet that had aggressively pursued her on Bumble.