**Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.**
This story takes place in a 100% fictional world.
Ronald Grump looked longingly into Spike Mense’s eyes from below as he begged on his knees for Mense to accept the VP job. He knew there was a very slim chance Mense would agree but he had to try all the same. He needed Mense’s respectably uptight demeanor to balance his campaign, and spending so many nights in close proximity to the big P, and Mense, was an added bonus. He needed it so bad he would do anything, and Mense saw the need in his eyes.
Mense grabbed Ronald’s toupee to take charge of the situation but not even milliseconds later Mense was surprised to find Ronald’s head moving towards his bulging pants without Mense’s assistance. This was something he wasn’t used to. He always had to force people to blow him so this eagerness was a welcome surprise. Ronald appeared eager to get his zipper undone and see what he would be playing with. Once his hands maneuvered his pants open Mense could see Ronald’s excitement plain as day.