Only a short but funny one ..
A couple of years ago I was on holiday with some mates and sat in one of their hotel rooms casually flicking through our phones.
One of these guys is reportedly very well hung and even though my girl has seen his penis, and has verified his size, I’ve not seen it. (It’s a long story that involves a towel getting caught on a door and her catching what he’s got down there).
I’ve heard rumours flying about and little jokes between the girls in our group and even seen him in boxers, which makes it look as if he’s put socks down there, but not seen it properly.
I decided I wanted to verify if the rumours are true, to see just how much more he has than me.
He handed me his phone and told me to go and do some levels on a ‘Candy Crush’ type game we both play.
As I did some levels he went for a shower and I decided I wanted to see. Morbid curiosity; are the rumours true, what did my girl see, should I feel bad etc