[F]ucking in the pool restroo[m]

This is probably one of my favorite sexcapades with my boyfriend.

I’m going to include his physical description up here. My boyfriend is white, 6’3, has brown hair that is slightly wavy, has amazing facial hair that he keeps semi close shaven, and these fucking amazing ridiculously beautiful blue eyes. In the almost two years we’ve been together he’s been told he looks like Matthew McConaughey twice and Bradley Cooper once by strangers at bars. I agree that’s there a McConaughey resemblance circa True Detective. As for me, just check out my post history. Oh yeah, I think my SO has an amazing cock but mostly because I’m in love with him and love makes everything better. I’d say he’s probably 6.5-7.

***sexcapades****

We moved into a new complex back in May and at the time the pool was still not open because there was still work being done on that side of the complex; they didn’t even have the units on that side up for lease. Having no pool access sucked because living in the south it gets very hot and poolside lounging is probably a top summer activity. When we finally got the email that the pool was open, we were literally the second and third person there. Maybe it was because our complex was mostly empty or maybe because the water was fucking cold?

Once upon a time I was a hoe [MF]

Well, I’m obsessed with this subreddit and use it regularly to get myself off. I’ve realized that i have a few hot stories to share and who knows? Maybe some of you will get off to them? I’m not sure how well I’ll be able to write them out but here’s to hoping some will enjoy!

Okay, so this is a hookup that I sometimes I revisit when I can’t get off to visual stimulation because you know, sometimes that doesn’t hit the spot. Okay, fine, I’ll start!

A few years ago I was out to dinner with a few friends. As we were waiting for the checks I started swiping on tinder because after a few drinks, I was in need of a dick date. After a few swipes, I ended up matching with this attractive guy. From his pictures he looked pretty tall, brunette, brown eyes, and a pretty sweet beard. I’m a sucker for beards and I was pretty pumped when we matched. So the next thing was to set things up. I’m pretty sure that right after we matched I sent him a message asking if he had Snapchat.